Songs about superheroes are terrible, please stop. If I can get through the rest of my life without hearing another one of these retched cash grabs, I’ll die a happy man. Here are the 5 Worst Songs About Superheroes.
5. Five for Fighting – Superman (It’s Not Easy)
This warmed over Coldplay single was big in it’s day, but I’ll be damned if I know why. There was probably a more subtle way to go about this, but they just had to put “Superman” in the title.
4. Moe – Captain America
This is what boredom sounds like. Captain America never said any of these things. F#$k this song.
3. 3 Doors Down – Kryptonite
This song doesn’t seem to have much to do with Superman besides the chorus. The opening verse is specifically non-Superman like. Why do bands with numbers in their names like to take Superman’s name in vain?
2. Snoop Dogg – Batman and Robin
From the category of “awful decisions made by great artists” we have… whatever this is. This is truly awful. There’s no way anyone likes this. “Catnip for Catwoman” is the worst line in a rap song ever.
1. Prince – BatDance
This is the most disappointing because Prince is one of the great musical artists of all time and he wrote some great songs for the Batman soundtrack and this one is so far below that bar it’s nuts. I don’t get how Prince allowed this to happen.