Oh DCEU, why are they writing you this way? I just don’t get it.
If Batman is in a hurry to find earth’s heroes to battle the coming fight with Darkseid and Apokolips, why is he wandering the earth on a horse in the guise of Bruce Wayne? It’s like Bruce sat down and thought, “What’s the slowest means of conveyances in the twenty first century? Time is of the essence, so… yes, of course! I need a horse, of course, of course! That will help me get to the source! Unless, of course, it’s a famous horse, AND DARKSEID ARRIVES BEFORE I FIND EVERYONE I’M LOOKING FOR AND DESTROYS THE EARTH!”
Something like that.
And I’m not even going to try and figure out why Bruce Wayne had premenistic dreams about the Parademons in Batman v Superman.
I know the movie doesn’t come out for several months, but man, Cyborg looks like crap. So do a lot of the digital backgrounds. It’s so obvious they’re standing in front of a green screen that it’s distracting.
Just hanging out in an air conditioned studio.
And… oh no… more pop music? I’m just worried that this is going to be Suicide Squad 2: Hero Edition.
And then there’s the pre-Cyborg football shot. Well, “We all know how Gothamites love their football…” So are they going to cram origin stories for The Flash, Cyborg and Aquaman into this movie? Did Aquaman just say, “I dig it?” Flash should be the comic relief, not Aquaman!
What the hell are they doing?!?
I don’t get it. But I hope that Justice League will be a good movie. I really do. I WANT good comic book movies! I know the Transformers franchise has been able to sustain itself even with terrible movies, but Paramount seems to know what they’re doing on the business side whereas Warner Bros comes from the Sony school of development, and we all know how that goes.
Here’s to hoping.