“Alfred, let’s go shopping.”

“There are super hero products to be purchased. To the store, old chum!”

“What does Batman taste like?”

“What does Superman taste like?”

“What does REY taste like?”

All good questions, all inappropriate for breakfast conversation.

This… This is pretty darn cool. Wish they had murder toys like this when I was a lad.

Find the kid that has this on their wish list and you’ll find Baron Trump.

“There’s a Civil War in my mouth and everyone’s invited.”

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